Mindful Mommy Award goes to...

1. Dinosaur
2. Toy van
3. Thomas the Tank Engine  Fire-station door
4. Dinosaur bone
5. Shred of cereal bar wrapper
6. Foam shooter-thing from Zurg (Buzz LightYear's arch nemesis)
7. Cirque du Soleil clown nose

These are the items I found in my baby Cheeks's mouth this morning as I was updating some code on this blog.

Lord help me.

Next time some smart-ass asks you how you find the time to write a blog (like I asked my ever-so-patient buddy Annie just yesterday), run an eBay store, and be a good mom and housewife, remember this picture.  I don't have time to do it.  The choking hazards above are evidence. 

Please do not forward this post to the child welfare folks, by the way.